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Of Beard & Men

January 7, 2023

Whether or not Rahul Gandhi’s attempt at political reinvention and rejuvenation via ‘Bharat Jodo Yatra’ will succeed is yet to be seen. But what can be seen right now is his bush. His thick ‘salt-n-pepper’ bushy face has made it to the news.

Last month, Assam Chief Minister Himanta Biswa Sarma made a petty comment. He said that Rahul Gandhi’s beard resembled that of former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein.

This week, Union Minister Ramdas Athawale said Rahul Gandhi might have grown his beard, but that won’t help his party grow its numbers in the Lok Sabha.  

Congress General Secretary Jairam Ramesh retorted to this beard-talk by saying, “Hum vesh nahi, desh badalne aaye hain.” Good. But Rahul Gandhi is so indecisive about his vesh, it makes one wonder if he is decisive enough to change our desh.

Rahul still needs to figure out what audio-visual image he wants to maintain consistently.

Sometimes he is clean-shaven, dressed in expensive polo shirts and grinning dimple-to-dimple. Next, he is seen sporting light stubble, dressed in a crisp kurta and tearing up his own Government’s ordinance at live press conferences.

Other times he has thick stubble, is dressed in folded-up sleeves and screeching at the microphone. Now, he is sporting a thick beard, walking like a fakir who loves one-and-all while being a politician and trying to be the face of the collective opposition in 2024!

A person who is in the public eye, like Rahul Gandhi, must always maintain a consistent audio-visual appearance. It helps in brand recall. That’s why companies rarely change their logo or jingle. Even if they do, it’s a slight variation of the previous one, which is altered after much deliberation.

Who knows, maybe we are over-analysing Rahul Gandhi’s beard. He may be just following the worldwide trend of growing facial hair.

 These days, most young boys and men are sporting a full face of hair. Everyone wants to look macho, even if they are not. Boys want to show they are men; men want to show they are macho men.

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 Now, this new trend has made men as much a target to cosmetic companies as women. These days we see products like ‘Beard Wax’, ‘Beard Shampoo’, ‘Beard Balm’, ‘Beard Scrub’ and ‘Moustache Softener’… There was even a ‘Beard and Moustache comb’!

Now narcissistic men have to keep two combs in their pockets — one for the head and another for their face!

Interestingly, while men are being encouraged to grow their facial hair, they are being told to shave or trim off hair from the rest of their body! There has been a visible increase in advertisements for male body grooming devices. 

It is also interesting to know that quite a few modern women find bearded men attractive. There are exclusive websites for women who fancy bearded men, such as Bristlr.com, Beardiful.com and Lumbermatch.com.

But beware, women, all that facial hair could be covering a weak chin, a bad jaw-line or even an embarrassing skin condition.

More importantly, don’t be impressed with bearded men thinking they are wise because, as the saying goes, “If wisdom were to be measured by the length of the beard, then even a goat would be  philosopher-king.”

Carefully cultivated looks are often a strategy of people in public life. Their image helps in subliminal messaging. It is said that Aaditya Thackeray, son of Shiv Sena’s Uddhav Thackeray, used to walk around dressed in a T-shirt, jeans and a clean-shaven face. When the time came for allotting Ministries and positions, there were loud murmurs about how he looked like a college kid. Soon he got a maker over. Aaditya started sporting formal clothes and a beard. 

Numerous surveys have reported that people with beards are perceived as more trustworthy and tough. So is Rahul hoping that the beard would evoke trust among the voters? 

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Is he also trying to show that he is working hard by walking across the nation with his thick-aged beard so it evokes voters’ sympathy? Or is he walking and inviting one and all hoping to be the face of the collective opposition in 2024? Who knows? 

He could learn about the power of consistency of visual images from the two influential women of his life. His grandmother Indira Gandhi and his mother, Sonia Gandhi. 

Indira Gandhi’s dress, hairstyle and dictation were consistent throughout her political career. The short hair, the tough talk, and the crisp sarees went well with her image as the ‘Iron Lady’ of India. Sonia Gandhi, too, has been consistent in her dignified sartorial choices and style. 

Rahul Gandhi’s constantly changing visage reminds one of the movie ‘Forrest Gump’ where the hero grows a long beard on his journey to rediscover himself. Rahul Gandhi’s image inconsistency reminds me of a dialogue from the same movie: “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

Similarly, Rahul Gandhi is like a box of chocolates. You never know what he’s up to next. For all you know, after this yatra, he might get a clean shave and leave for a foreign holiday, leaving behind petrified Congress workers to fend for themselves. 

 P.S. – If Rahul’s yatra and beard don’t deliver electoral success, he could try a blood transfusion. Remember, a senior Congress leader sometime back pointed out that blood group is connected to being PM in the Gandhi family?! He said that both Indira Gandhi and Rajiv Gandhi were O-ve (O negative), and they became Prime Ministers. But unfortunately, Sonia and Rahul belong to O+ve (O positive) blood group! But guess who O-ve is? Priyanka Gandhi.

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  1. Charles says:

    Its Weird that beard gets to be heard through editors sadistic musings
    For Rahul baiters it’s just character assasination that gives creative ideas
    The present prime minister of India also sported a long beard for a period during elections . There was no comments from biased editorial.
    The various outfits of PM gets praised while opposition politicians gets negative creative writing
    It’s emphasises the fact that fourth estate has denegrated to such lows that a public paper is being pushed by coloured ideologies at the cost of public who buy evening paper for day to day daily news ,events and public utility announcements.
    Having been a reader of SOM for around 30 years now , I see that a struggling budding paper had more authentic reports than an established one.
    Wish SOM keeps up neutral editorials for posterity as human beings are not immortal and trends change with time

  2. ssssssssssssss says:

    Rahul is India’s Forrest Gump. Dumb, clueless, naive and imbecile…

  3. Sam says:

    Appearance can be deceptive. Rahul is a Harvard educated person who doesn’t boast about it

  4. Ajjampur Vijayakumar says:

    Hello @Charles
    I agree with your post.
    Mr Ganapathy and the likes of him, in thousands, non-Mysoreans, stampeded into Mysore in late 1970s,that triggered the destruction of once a compact serene Royal city. Forest around it were cleared to give way for housing to the likes of him, with multiple extensions.
    When the SOM, howls about heritage buildings like Devaraja Market as a crumbling heap, do not forget that it was the new comers like Mr Ganapathy and Barmy Shenoy( yes, of that Grahachara outfit, the crowd of retirees) who arrived a little later, who made that Market irrelevant, as it was no longer in the city centre to thrive as a vegetable and fruit market. The Lansdowne building followed, as its shops were not trendy as needed by these new crowd of neanderthals.
    In case, you dot know, Vikram graduated taking journalism courses from a lowly college in the US. Colleges such as his, churn out low quality graduates, which Vikram demonstrates amply well.
    The SOM supports whichever party is in power, but for Mr Ganapathy, Vikram’s father, worshiping Narendra Modi, praising him as the Messiah, ( do not forget he praises Sudha Murthy too, perhaps because of her wealth?),, as his second nature; often slogs the Gandhis about the dynasty- there you go with his dynastical core in Vikram, as the new editor. Pt calling the kettle black!
    Did you not read Mr Ganapathy’s deluded pronouncement that Modi conquered USA, ensuring that USA is closest to India, when Trump was using Modi as his friend, for his political ends! What happened later? Such is the gravitas of the SOM, Mr Ganapathy and his dynasty!!
    The bearded fool of them all is Narendra Modi, whose beard grows i direction proportion to the intensity of Covid-19 infection spread ( we in New Delhi, know Covid-19 infection is spreading fast, when Modi disappears growing his beard!) as he hides -like he did in 2021 in an igloo, here, in New Delhi, not bothering about lack of oxygen supplies to Indians , allowing hundreds of thousands for them to die, while he grew beard longer than Santa Claus. Like a dutiful son, Vikram too worships bearded Narendra Modi!
    There is MP Simha another bearded idiot touted as a future leader by Mr Ganapathy, and chimed by his dutiful son, Vikram! The dynasty is in action;, just like Narendra Modi and his brother, like Amit Shah and his son, Jay Shah. Gandhi’s dynasty in comparison, pales into insignificance.
    Just look at the format of the SOM, the same old tired faces like Javeed Nayeem, Barmy Shenoy Girija Madhavan etc.. all attention seekers, dinosaurs, writing articles which no younger generation-Mysore and India has plenty of this generation, wants to read.
    The SOM is stale, anachronistic , and is still there, because, no one in Mysore bothered to start a rival paper, because, the news media does not generate income to sustain itself.
    I wonder, how SOM is sustaining itself, a mystery. Still, Mr Ganapathy was the one of the first to park his Mercedes in front of his house, takes holidays in foreign lands attending Munich’s Oktoberdest, and places nearer in India, writing about them as a travelogue 6 decades too late!!
    I read SOM, to peruse with a smirk, at its quaint, and shallow, news reporting and columns, which are irrelevant to day.

  5. Questo says:

    Ssh! First, get a proper name. Idiocy shows!!
    Vikram too is a graduate in Mass, but from a local college there!!

  6. Howdy, Modi! says:

    India has a bearded superstar. Not Rahul, but Narendra Modi!! But where is he now, not seen recently, after he arranged a special treatment for his brother in Suttur Seer’s hospital.
    You can expect his:” Mann Ki Baat”, presentation bull shit delivered from a cave in New Delhi, where he hides with enough oxygen supplies, ofourse growing his beard!


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